Hence our lack of property ownership, just like every other millennial in the country.
Your mum would be so proud, but it sounds better than it is Imagine the joy on your mum’s face if you came home and told her you were dating a lawyer. They really don’t make very good partners — in the romantic sense, at least.
Yeah, you're going to have to let us know about that one in advance so we can book a half-day of holiday. Not because we're engaging in a Bridget-Jones-style flirty email exchange with our office crush.
excited about non-work plans, you may as well be on a date with a seven-year-old at Christmas.8.
"You seem to be in some distress," said the kindly judge to the witness. " "Well, your Honour," said the witness, "I swore to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, but every time I try, some lawyer objects." A new client had just come in to see a famous lawyer.
"Of course", the lawyer replied, "I charge $200 to answer three questions! " "Yes it is", said the lawyer, "And what's your third question?
Should be fire OR theft.” – “To me, a lawyer is basically the person that knows the rules of the country. The partner says, “I want those two back in the office right after lunch.” Three professionals were discussing the nature of God. Then, you ask me a question, and if I can’t answer it, I’ll give you $50. ” This game interested the woman very much, so she agreed to play. “What is the difference between the earth and the sun? The woman pondered over this question for a minute or two, then bent down to her bag, picked out five dollars and gave it to the lawyer. “What goes up a hill with three legs but comes down with only two? The lawyer thought and thought, searched the web for ages and called his lawyer friends on the short plane stop.